Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
all NIM's were faggots
even the mouse
UF blowing Lucifer
Lloyd getting gassed
Hal Turner in da joint
getting it up the ass
when out from the toilet
I heard such a fuss
as loud as a bullet
He cried and he cussed
then out in his hand
was a wrinked old dick
Stan was a jerking
his tiny little prick
His jizz then spewed
like a bat out of hell
covered the screen
of his piece of shit Dell
Then came Margo
to lick it all up
and then she vomited
that gooey white stuff
I'll eat it again said that jew-bitch whore
then rolled it in bread
and tried once more
then swallowed it down in one big lump
The sight of this made us all gag
watching such a sorry old hag
But then we're NIM's and its all right
for all of us it's just another night!
Merry Christmas Fuckwads!
Friday, December 24, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
CLEVELAND, OH (WOIO) - Sex charges have been filed against two men posing as women at a fancy hotel and the investigation may get bigger.
Quinton Harris is charged with rape and Frederick Lamar has been charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a minor.
According to a police report, a kid thought he was meeting a girl whom he met on Facebook, at the ritzy Inter-Continental hotel by the Cleveland Clinic.
Instead, police say the perverts who passed themselves off as women, where there waiting for him.
The freaks even sent a limo to pick him up.
After meeting, the boy thought they were two girls and police say once they started having sex it became clear the she's, were he's.
Sex crimes investigators are now wondering what else those two bosom buddies have been doing.
If you've had any shady dealings with them call the Cleveland Sex Crimes Unit at 216-623-5630.
**Damn! Got a limo and a blowjob! Lucky kid!
Monday, December 6, 2010
Riverside, CA – Some idiot(s) are having a blast abusing cats at a Riverside apartment complex. The latest involved a 4-year-old tabby who just had a litter of kittens. A resident at Highlander Park Apartments found the cat inside wrapped in duct tape inside a dryer in the complex’s laundry room. The blood and fur inside the dryer suggest whoever placed her in the dryer also turned it on. “This is an act of a coward,” Sgt. Sanders said. “Who would do something like this to a defenseless animal? I hope the person is found and brought to justice.” Veterinarians removed the duct tape from the cat and treated her for a lost tooth and a busted blood vessel in her eye. Shelter workers have named her "Snuggles". Officers searched the complex for Snuggle’s litter, but were only able to find one kitten and brought back to Snuggles at the shelter. Authorities would really like some help finding the assholes who did this, so call 951-358-PETS (7387) if you have any information.
**If someone did this to my cat? Their suffering would become legendary in hell!