Friday, December 24, 2010

A Nimbuster's Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
all NIM's were faggots
even the mouse

UF blowing Lucifer
Lloyd getting gassed
Hal Turner in da joint
getting it up the ass

when out from the toilet
I heard such a fuss
as loud as a bullet
He cried and he cussed

then out in his hand
was a wrinked old dick
Stan was a jerking
his tiny little prick

His jizz then spewed
like a bat out of hell
covered the screen
of his piece of shit Dell

Then came Margo
to lick it all up
and then she vomited
that gooey white stuff

I'll eat it again said that jew-bitch whore
then rolled it in bread
and tried once more
then swallowed it down in one big lump

The sight of this made us all gag
watching such a sorry old hag
But then we're NIM's and its all right
for all of us it's just another night!

Merry Christmas Fuckwads!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

NEWMAN will be SHEMALE of the DECADE!!!!

All Nimbusters will crawl on their bellies and beg my forgiveness when I win!!!!!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

An Exceptional Beauty

**Nice wad!

Two Crossdressers trick boy into sex

CLEVELAND, OH (WOIO) - Sex charges have been filed against two men posing as women at a fancy hotel and the investigation may get bigger.
Quinton Harris is charged with rape and Frederick Lamar has been charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a minor.
According to a police report, a kid thought he was meeting a girl whom he met on Facebook, at the ritzy Inter-Continental hotel by the Cleveland Clinic.
Instead, police say the perverts who passed themselves off as women, where there waiting for him. 
The freaks even sent a limo to pick him up. 
After meeting, the boy thought they were two girls and police say once they started having sex it became clear the she's, were he's.
Sex crimes investigators are now wondering what else those two bosom buddies have been doing. 
If you've had any shady dealings with them call the Cleveland Sex Crimes Unit at 216-623-5630.
**Damn! Got a limo and a blowjob! Lucky kid!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Cat Found Duct Taped Inside Apartment Complex Clothes Dryer

Riverside, CA – Some idiot(s) are having a blast abusing cats at a Riverside apartment complex. The latest involved a 4-year-old tabby who just had a litter of kittens. A resident at Highlander Park Apartments found the cat inside wrapped in duct tape inside a dryer in the complex’s laundry room. The blood and fur inside the dryer suggest whoever placed her in the dryer also turned it on. “This is an act of a coward,” Sgt. Sanders said. “Who would do something like this to a defenseless animal? I hope the person is found and brought to justice.” Veterinarians removed the duct tape from the cat and treated her for a lost tooth and a busted blood vessel in her eye. Shelter workers have named her "Snuggles". Officers searched the complex for Snuggle’s litter, but were only able to find one kitten and brought back to Snuggles at the shelter. Authorities would really like some help finding the assholes who did this, so call 951-358-PETS (7387) if you have any information.

**If someone did this to my cat? Their suffering would become legendary in hell!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

I Keep Telling You It’s Getting Colder!

December 3, 2010 by Alex  

Dr. Mark Sircus
It’s not supposed to be so cold and snowy so early in the winter when the world is thought to be warming. Eminent scientists are not supposed to turn their backs on the lying press and government to tell us it’s getting colder, not warmer. The entire discussion has us in the Twilight Zone with the global warmers and coolers still in heated conversation. The press’s most recent broadside entitled “World warmer, short-term trends need study: report”stated:
The global average temperature has increased over the past 160 years, but short-term trends in temperature and sea ice seem to be at odds with each other and need more research, the UK Met Office’s Hadley Center said. In a report on long- and short-term climate trends, the Hadley Center found several factors that indicate a warming world and said 2010 has been one of the warmest years on record. The report drew on the work of more than 20 institutions worldwide and used a range of measurements from satellites, weather balloons, weather stations, ocean buoys, ships, and field surveys.
One of the warmest years on record – are we to believe this? If global warming was such a slam dunk, why are they now tipping their hands mentioning the colder short-term trend? How can they define what is going on as a short-term trend when the future is not written yet?
Stockholm is forecast to experience its coldest seasonal temperatures
for over 100 years
this week as winter weather takes hold of the
country, according to the Swedish Meteorological Institute.
One thing we never see in the press is a solar weather report, which would show that we continue to traverse a solar minimum that is driving temperatures lower. Another thing we don’t see are intelligent and sensitive discussions about the dramatic weather and its consequences in terms of provoking food scarcity and panic. Certainly we are not calculating all the recent volcanic activity that is throwing out huge tonnages of sunlight-filtering particles into the air and how this can increase the cooling affects already in place because of solar inactivity. We have not had a new Krakatoa, which drove down world temperatures all by itself. What we have are multiple volcanoes around the world throwing up large amounts of sun-blocking particles. Krakatoa was one of the most catastrophic natural disasters in recorded history. The reality of quick world cooling driven by cooling oceans, diminished solar activity, and volcanic pollution could put humanity on the devil’s anvil.
Massive underwater volcanoes have risen from the ocean floor deep
under the Arctic ice cap, spewing plumes of fragmented magma into the
sea, but we don’t hear in the press how this might have been the source
of the warming in the arctic while temperatures plunge in Antarctica.
We don’t like to think that the press and the corporations that control it are just flat-out lying to us. Like abused children at the hands of their parents we hope against all odds that big brother is really looking out for us. We hope that we continue to live in a free society in the west, but this is an absurd and deliberately-created illusion. The Gestapo took over the mainstream press a long time ago. We can clearly see that in the total blackout of what is still going on in the Gulf of Mexico. The suffering and growing sickness from the oil spill is growing, but these people have been written out of the universe by our precious free press. The oil is still there and the President of the United States should be impeached for his betrayal of all these people.
Down here on the ground and back to daily life we find extreme cold gripping Europe. Forecasts are for temperatures to plunge down to -38°C in Switzerland. We find bitter and brutal cold front moving down into the United States and the coldest in Trondheim, Norway in 222 years.It really does sound and feel like global warming doesn’t it?Temperatures across Germany and France to Britain and Scandinavia will slide 10°F to as much as 20°F below normal. Energy demand for home heating will rise substantially.
Polar express coming to Europe. Photo source: Wikipedia
Computers have been forecasting a wicked cold winter for Europe this year and now that has arrived. A blast of Arctic air has descended across northern and central Europe as a huge high pressure zone off in the Atlantic combined with a low pressure system to the east over the Baltic, pumping frigid air over the continent. One meteorologist says such a weather pattern was last seen 70 years ago.
The coldest nightin Derby, England in 134 years (dating back to 1876 when records first began) was just registered this November.
Some of the coldest air to blast through the United States during the month of November is spreading fierce record cold to the western two-thirds of U.S.“The bitter, Arctic air already invaded the Northwest over the past few days, sending temperatures plummeting to record lows in Seattle and many cities across Montana.
New records include high temperatures of minus 10°F in Cut Bank, Mont., and minus 8°F in Lewistown, Mont., last Tuesday. A record low temperature of 27° was set at Redding Airport in California the other morning. This breaks the old record of 28° set in 2007. And we already have record snow in at least 12 states.

Northern Ireland also had its lowest November reading on record with 15°F at Loch Fea.
What are the consequences of rapid cooling along with much higher heating costs for people who live in the hardest hit areas? We are already seeing grain prices soaring, threatening to push food prices through the roof. Grain could rise 50 percent due to drought, shortages, demand, and severe weather. “Higher prices may spur costlier food, fanning inflation. World food costs climbed to the highest level in more than two years in October on more expensive meat, cereals, cooking oils, and sugar,” the United Nations’ Food and Agriculture Organization said. “Farm commodity prices, measured by the Standard & Poor’s GSCI Agriculture Index of eight futures, climbed +37% this year as China and India grew three times faster than the U.S.”
“The growth in consumption is in China, and, by some forecasts, is so rapid that it may test the world’s limited resources,” said Anne Frick, analyst at Prudential Bache Commodities LLC in New York. “Should the appetite for commodities from cash-rich investors become wild and crazy as some executives predicted, the market could get out of control,” she said. The pace of China’s soybean purchases for delivery this marketing year has exceeded expectations, according to Cofco Ltd. “More and more companies are buying further into future months and purchases are larger,” said Chang Muping, vice general manager of the oilseed division at Beijing-based Cofco.
China has a lot of free cash to throw into commodities, they have a lot of hungry mouths to feed, and they are already struggling with too-high food inflation, which is threatening the government with social instability. They are rushing toward price controls and food subsidies and all of this can and will drag the price of food up for the rest of us. Climate change is threatening us just at a time when we can least afford higher food prices.
Yes sure, it’s getting warmer so better stock up on your sunscreens and save some money for a new air conditioner. The bitter cold people are feeling in the northern hemisphere is just an illusion after all. Look, they have lied about just about everything, so much so that lies seem more real than the truth. In the above video they are even saying that it’s colder in Scotland than on the North Pole. I think even the little creatures have enough intuition to feel and understand that something big is up; some major shift in conditions on many levels is upon us.
British gas and power prices rose sharply on increased domestic consumption and demand for electrical power from neighboring countries such as France and Belgium, which have also been hit by the cold. “It’s insane, there’s a lot of panic,” one gas market broker said. “If we have the smallest supply issue it’s going to be worrisome.” Temperatures in parts of Germany reached a record minus 18°C for Dec. 1.
The next Ice Age perhaps started this week, as a few scientists have warned might be coming. It might be an early call but certainly it’s an early winter. I would bet the barn that it sure is going to feel like the beginning of an Ice Age in Europe and probably the entire northern hemisphere these next months. Though this winter might be catastrophic in terms of heating costs and more dramatic rises in food prices, on top of what we are already suffering through, the real threat, that they are probably trying to hide from us, is the cold getting worse each year.
People have no idea how vulnerable modern civilization is but I imagine we are going to get some severe lessons in this regard. Personally I already have tears in my heart and dripping down my face for those who will freeze to death and for all the children who are going to be cold and go hungry.
Special Note: Just after finishing this essay I read in the mainstream news Global experts: Warming could double food prices. It is extremely pathetic to see the lies piled on top of lies and utter duplicity of the press and these supposed experts. This report also extends possible food price rises for a forty year period when the reality is we will see them not in forty but in the next year alone
**I've been telling you fuckwads this for years. Global warming is making the earth cooler!!!! We are headed for a new Ice Age! Better get a parka!

Blonde and Red Haired Mummies of Egypt

Egyptian Female Pharaoh: Queen Hatshepsut, wife of Pharaoh Thutmosis II. The mummy which Egyptologists have identified as Queen Hatshepsut is displayed at the Egyptian museum in Cairo. She ruled Egypt after Thutmosis’ death in 1520 BC. Her long hair and facial structure has been well preserved by the embalming process of the time. American Egyptologist Donald P. Ryan excavated her tomb, in the Valley of the Kings, during the course of 1989. Ryan describes the mummy as follows:
“The mummy was mostly unwrapped and on its back. Strands of reddish-blond hair lay on the floor beneath the head.” [Ibid., p. 87.]
The myths and legends of Greece, India and South America describe the rule of Osiris and Isis.” The Mighty Osiris and Isis walked into the Egyptian Valley out of nowhere and assumed command.’ They were taller and more imposing than the men of the time, with long blond hair, marblelike white skin and remarkable powers that enabled miracles”.
Yuya-(Joseph II) Biblical Joseph Egyptian Prime Minister during 1400 BC. Father of Tiy. Yuya’s blonde hair and Caucasian facial struture have been well preserved by the embalming process. He was married to Tjuyu, an Egyptian noblewoman associated with the royal family, who held high offices in the governmental and religious hierarchies. Their daughter, Tiye, became the Great Royal Wife of Amenhotep III.
The tomb of Yuya and Tjuyu was, until the discovery of Tutankhamun’s, one of the most spectacular ever found in the Valley of the Kings despite Yuya not even being a pharaoh. Although the burial site was robbed in antiquity, many objects not considered valuable by the robbers still remained. Both the mummies were largely intact and were in an amazing state of preservation.
The mummy of the red haired Egyptian King, Ramses II, is on public display at the Egyptian Museum, Cairo. Forensics tests were done on Ramses, proving that his red hair was ‘natural’. Microscopic examinations showed that the hair roots contained natural red pigments, and that these red pigments did not result from the hair somehow fading, or otherwise being altered after death, but did represent Ramesses’ natural hair color.
Egypt’s last display of national vigor came with the red haired Pharaoh Ramses II (1292 – 1225 BC). Ramses II managed to re-establish the already decaying Egyptian Empire by re-capturing much land in Nubia. After this king, Egypt entered into a steady period of decay, caused directly by the elimination of the original Egyptians, and their replacement with a mixed population. This racially divergent nation was never again to reach the heights achieved by the First, Second or the first part of the Third Kingdoms. In these later years there were competing claimants to the pharaohs throne, many of whom, racially speaking, bore no resemblance to the original pharaohs at all.
The ‘Elder Lady’ (discovered in KV35, lying next to the the badly damaged Younger Lady) is well-mumified, with curly hair and must have been about 50 years old when she died. She was discovered in KV35 and many scholars believe that she may be Queen Tiye, the mother of Akhenaten.
Supporting this theory are her age at death and the possibly ‘royal’ position of her hands (the left arm at the chest and the right down by her side). In addition, one study comparing a strand of the Elder Lady’s hair to a lock of hair found inside a tiny coffinette inscribed for Tiye from Tutankhamun’s tomb concluded that the samples matched.
The fact of red-headed Egyptians has not only anthropological interest however, but also great symbolic importance. In ancient Egypt, the god Seth was said to have been red-haired, and redheads were said to worship the god devoutly.
The Ramessides (the family of Ramesses II), believed themselves to be divine descendants of Seth, with their red hair as proof of their lineage. She speculated that Ramesses II may have been descended from a long line of redheads.
The mummy of Pharaoh Seti I is the most lifelike of the great pharaohs of Egypt, and a tribute to the embalmer’s art. His caucasian features remain crystal clear and because of the excellent preservation process, Seti’s mummy can easily be compared with a relief of his face made in his lifetime at the Temple at Abydos. Seti was the son of the great Ramses I, and became pharaoh in 1320 BC. He reoccupied lands in Syria lost to earlier Syrian invasions, conquered Palestine and conducted campaigns against the Semitic Libyans and the Indo-European Hittites.
Negroid hair doesn’t magically transform into typically Caucasian hair as a result of the mummification process, as is often claimed. ALL the anthropologists that examined the mummy hair have described the hair as Caucasian overall; you just might have to assume that a bunch of highly trained professionals might actually know what they are talking about, even if it does not fit the current politically correct afrocentric views endorsed by the UN.
A well preserved body from the pre-dynastic period in Egypt, circa 3,300 BC. Buried in a sand grave, the natural dryness of the surroundings kept the body preserved. His red hair have been so well preserved that he has been given the nickname “Ginger” at the British Museum where he is kept on display.
After the Human Tissue Act 2004, the British Museum has developed policies for ethical treatment of human remains and no longer uses the nickname famously known as “Ginger”.
Despite the refusal of the Secretary General of the Egyptian Supreme Council of Antiquities, Zahi Hawass, to release any DNA results which might indicate the racial ancestry of Pharaoh Tutankhamen, the leaked results reveal that King Tut’s DNA is a 99.6 percent match with Western European Y chromosomes.
The DNA test results were inadvertently revealed on a Discovery Channel TV documentary filmed with Hawass’s permission — but it seems as if the Egyptian failed to spot the giveaway part of the documentary which revealed the test results.
Hawass previously announced that he would not release the racial DNA results of Egyptian mummies — obviously because he feared the consequences of such a revelation.
Haplogroups are assigned letters of the alphabet, and refinements consist of additional number and letter combinations, for example R1b or R1b1. Y-chromosome and mitochondrial DNA haplogroups have different haplogroup designations. In essence, haplogroups give an inisight into ancestral origins dating back thousands of years.
By entering all the STR data inadvertently shown on the Discovery video, a 99.6 percent fit with the R1b haplogroup is revealed.
The significance is, of course, that R1b is the most common Y-chromosome haplogroup in Europe reaching its highest concentrations in Ireland, Scotland, western England and the European Atlantic seaboard — in other words, European through and through… refugees from Atlantis, and NOT “out-of-Africa”.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Baby Scratcher Pleads Guilty to 8 Counts

SAN DIEGO - The bizarre case of a prominent La Jolla real estate agent 45-year-old Lisa Hench was back in court today.

Hench pleaded guilty to 8 misdemeanor counts of corporal injury on a child.

Hench scratched the children in the fall of 2009.  The children's ages at the time of the incidents ranged from 3 to 19 months.   
"Yes your honor," today in court with her attorney Steven Feldman present, Hench pleaded guilty to 8 misdemeanor counts.
She could be in prison for 8 years, but it's likely she'll get probation and not significant jail time.
Lainie Carswell is the mother of Jori Carswell.  Jori was one of the babies scratched by Hench.  Carswell told San Diego 6, "I believe that she's still doing it and I think it's probably just a matter of time before she gets caught doing it again."
Carswell says since the incident, Hench has violated her restraining order three times, moved to Del Mar and treated the incident's as a misunderstanding.  She says, "we expected to see a little more remorse today when we saw her and we did not see any."
Kelly Frederick is the mother of Charlie Frederick.  Charlie was also scratched by Hench.  She says, "As a parent I felt violated on behalf of my child."
The parents say Hench would make friends with the mother's of the children at a La Jolla school.  They say she then would ask to hold them or play with them.  When she got them in her arms, the parents say, she would shake them and scratch them, in front of the parents. 
Frederick says it wasn't just the feet of the children Hench targeted.  She says her son's ears were scratched as well by the 45-year-old mother of three.
We contacted Hench's attorney Steven Feldman who didn't return our call.
Hench is scheduled to be sentenced January 25th.   Frederick hopes Hench gets help.  "I don't know her heart and I don't pretend to I can only say that my family hopes that she will seek the help that she needs."

*Well thats a new one on me. Scratching babies? Very sick and being a mother too makes it morbid!

Disturbed- Another way to die

Get down with the sickness is one of my favorites!
This one will become another fav of everyone for sure! Sorry for the poor quality!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Young, dumb and full of...

He reminds me of when I was a kid and would go camping or have sleepovers with my cousins and we'd have "lil orgies" under the covers. Now all those guys are married with kids. Those were the days!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Remember when the Fonz got owned?

I saw this back in the 70's when I was just a kid. First time I saw a guy in drag too! Poor Fonzie!

BUTT of the WEEK!


PERV of the WEEK!

HENNIKER, N.H. — A 73-year-old convicted pedophile was charged with touching a 10-year-old girl over the weekend told police he had abused hundreds of children and will continue to do if released. On Wednesday, John Esbensen was arraigned on a charge of aggravated felonious sexual after police say he touched a 10-year-old girl inappropriately while at the Hillsborough transfer station on Saturday. Hillsborough Police Capt. Darren Remillard said that when he interviewed Esbensen on Tuesday, he admitted he had abused hundreds of children. Esbensen, who  has already served three years in prison for sexually assaulting two children in 1996, also stated that he wasn’t rehabilitated in prison and that the offender program “was a joke.” He added that he would molest children again if he were put in the position. “It’s something I have struggled with all my life,” he said. “I can smile and tell you that I’m cured, I’ll be good, I’ll be this, I’ll be that — but at the first opportunity I had, I would go right back to what I have always done.” Source- Dreaming Demon

23 days till Christmass!

Santa Claus is' coming to town!

Banned from NIMBUSTERS!

 I guess my insults toward Stan's hick family were too much for him? Oh well! I hope the best for his herpes and may his rotten teeth go green!

Update!: Stan let me back in! I sorry about puttin' down your herpes! Still hope you get green teeth tho...;)